An Unproduced Screenplay by Stewart McKie
Mismatch.com
A dating Black Comedy
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An Unproduced Screenplay by Stewart McKie
A dating Black Comedy
Synopsis
When trillionaire Egon Tusk decides to find mismatched couples to send on his mission to Uranus via his dating site mismatch.com, mayhem ensues.
Mismatched pair Pamela and Radley are caught up in his madcap scheme as is Kath, the disreputable owner of an introduction agency.
A host of other minor characters are also caught up in Tusk's scheme including the proprietors of Bona Fashions - Julian and Sandy - an homage to the characters from the Round the Horne radio show.
Meet the Cast
Trillionaire
The former chip-shop owner is now plotting to send mismatched couples to Uranus, recruited on his mismatch.com dating site with the help of his AI GLOB.
Introduction Agency Owner
Kath runs a highly disreputable introduction agency with her sleazy photographer sidekick Terry and discovers she has a past connection with Tusk.
Dating Hopeful
Vegan gal Pamela is matched with Radley in what becomes an unusual dating relationship and a perfect fit for Tusk's scheme.
Dating Hopeful
Overweight and undershaved Radley develops a romance with Pamela based on some highly dubious dates.
Tusk's Assistant
Cody - aka Zsa-Zsa a Hungarian heiress - assists Tusk in his madcap scheme and falls for septic-tank swinger Giles.
Gigolo
Blackmailed by Kath, Giles becomes a very effective gigolo for her various high-paying clients before falling for Cody.
Available soon as a Kindle eBook on Amazon.